The Grim Reaper Society

Keeping the human population down for over 600 years

Oct 2007
Grim cashes an IOU
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“I smoke. I’m asthmatic and I’m on a life saving drug because of smoking related problems. I’ve been smoking for about 30 years. I don’t know if it is going to kill me. The first diagnosis said I would be dead by 21. At 38 I was told I would be dead in a year, but that was 7 years ago. The rhetoric on this is not based on truth. Reality is very different, I’m living proof of it. I grew up as an asthmatic in a home with four smokers. Most of the stuff about smoking is mythology. – Warren Klass

Well, now that Warren is dead, at the ripe old age of 52, who is going to take on the job of coming up with all those creative names for non-smokers, such as “Nazi”, “Hitler”, and “Taliban”? Why, the tobacco industry might have to hire another ad agency.

“RIP UP ORGAN DONATION CARDS- (as a smoker your chance of getting a transplant are at 649 lottery levels)
Do Not Donate Blood
Do Not Donate Money, Time or Goods to a variety of Medical Do-Gooder organizations (especially The Lung Association and The Cancer Society)
Let your local paper, MP, or whoever else should be interested in knowing, why you are striking back.
Have no illusions. YOU ARE NEXT” – Warren Klass, January 2002

Ah, poetry to the Grim Reaper’s ears. Who will replace Warren?

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