The Grim Reaper Society

Keeping the human population down for over 600 years

Dec 2008
British Columbia Opposition Health Critic to introduce bill to ban flavoured cigarillos
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Needless to say, the Grim Reaper is choked, pardon the pun.

Adrian Dix has driven yet another nail into the coffin of Grim’s good friends at the nicotine cartel.

Grim — speaking on behalf of Arminda Mota (well-paid tobacco ho… I mean, president of the tobacco industry front group,  Stephen Hartwell (former president of Smokers’ Rights Canada, until he was replaced by Grim) and Giant Turkey — expressed his deep concern. “Fortunately, there are enough terrorist attacks, wars, murders and non-tobacco-caused diseases out there to keep me ‘in business’ for a very long time to come.  But if these damn radical, fanatical and militant anti-smoker zealots continue at the current rate, I’m going to lose a huge chunk of my business.”

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